




Only Fools and Horses The Musical
Only Fools and Horses The Musical
Only Fools and Horses the musical tickets are ‘lovely jubbly’ for every West End theatre fan. Only Fools and Horses tickets fly off the shelves faster than a hooky TV from the back of Del Boy’s three wheeler! So, whether you’re looking for the best Only Fools and Horses theatre tickets for a pukka night out with Uncle Albert…or you’re in the market for a ‘triffic’ trip with Trotters Independent Traders reliving this solid-gold sitcom’s greatest comedy moments, you’ll find tickets for Only Fools and Horses in London on sale now. Roll up for the best seats at all prices - you can even check best seat reviews with our interactive seat map.
Only Fools and Horses The Musical! God Bless Hooky Street!
What’s Only Fools and Horses The Musical about?
Stick a pony in your pocket – Britain’s favourite family is back! The world may have changed a lot since this lovely jubbly show hit the West End in 2019 - let alone since the Trotters first arrived in Peckham in 1981. But Del Boy, Rodney and the rest of the gang haven’t changed a bit…well, aside from the odd spontaneous bursting into song and tripping the light fantastic through Peckham Market!
The musical begins in reassuringly familiar territory, with Del Boy promising Rodney ‘This time next year, we’ll be millionaires.’ As soon as you hear that, you know we’re in for a treat! The show maintains perfect comedy timing throughout, with a flurry of classic catchphrases, quotes and familiar faces. All your favourite characters feature: Marlene and Boycie, Trigger, Mickey and Denzil all make an appearance in the Nags Head. Of course, the evening’s undoubted star turn is from Del Boy’s beaten-up Reliant, which steals the show every time!
Voted the number 1 British sitcom of all time by BBC viewers in a 2003 poll (beating Blackadder and the Vicar of Dibley into second and third place), this top-rated TV series holds a special place in the nation’s heart. Now, Jim Sullivan has teamed up with giant of comedy Paul Whitehouse to turn this iconic series into a British-born, gold-plated spectacular Musical Comedy. Pukka! With an original score by Sullivan and Whitehouse and additional music by John Sullivan & Chas Hodges (of Chas & Dave fame), tickets are selling fast! So don’t be a plonker, book today!
If you need a reminder of the iconic comedy moments that lit up our TV screens, you can count down the top 10 Only Fools And Horses moments right here.
Only Fools and Horses The Musical songs
Only Fools and Horses The Musical has an original score and the catchiest tunes in the West End. You’ll be singing them all by the time you leave! They include: His Name Is Derek Trotter, Only Fools and Horses Hooky Street, Not Now Grandad, That’s What I Like, Where Have All The Cockney’s Gone, The Girl, Mange Tout, Bit of a Sort, Raining for Grandad, Bit of a Villain, Lovely Day, Marriage & Love, West End Wendy, What Have I Let Myself In For, Gaze Into My Ball, Fool’s Transition, The Tadpole Song, Holding Back The Years and Margate This Time Next Year.
Only Fools and Horses The Musical awards
Only Fools and Horses The Musical has already been nominated for numerous awards including the WhatsOnStage Awards for Best Supporting Actor in a Musical and Best New Musical. It’s only a matter of time until this gem of a show scoops even more statues for its trophy cabinet!
Only Fools and Horses top ten catchphrases!
‘Lovely jubbly’ is now the most commonly used Only Fools and Horses phrase in everyday British life. In fact Del Boy’s favourite catchphrase is now in the Oxford English dictionary. Here are the top ten from all 65 episodes:
1. Lovely Jubbly!
2. You plonker!
3. This time next year we’ll be millionaires!
4. He who dares wins!
5. You know it makes sense.
6. Cushti.
7. Mange tout, mange tout.
8. During the war…
9. Bonjour.
10. Do me a lemon!
See if you can spot them all in the show!
What the critics say about Only Fools and Horses the Musical
"Viva, Hooky Street. C’est magnifique! A treat for Trotter fans" Daily Mirror
"One Del of a show!" The Sun
"Boundless, irrepressible humour. It has heart, wit and warmth by the bucketload" WhatsOnStage
"Only Fools is a blast from our wide-boy past. A hearty stage adaptation of the 1980s BBC television comedy" Sunday Times
"An unashamedly British night out. A jubilant lovely jubbly!" Evening Standard
Only Fools and Horses the Musical news
Top 10 classic Only Fools and Horses moments 19 October, 2018
- Cast
The appearance of any member of cast is subject to change and may be affected by contracts, holiday, illness, or events beyond the producers' control.
- Duration
2 hours 30 minutes
Additional Details & FAQ
- Cancellation Policy
No refunds or exchanges available after purchase.
- FAQs
COVID passes, along with a negative LFT test are NO LONGER REQUIRED for entry into The Royal Haymarket.
Mask wearing – The Royal Haymarket are encouraging customers to still wear their face coverings at all time in the theatre
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- How Does It Work
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- Suitable For Children
Recommended for ages 8 years and above
- Where Do I Go
Theatre Royal Haymarket
18 Suffolk St, London SW1Y 4HT
- By Tube: Piccadilly Circus; Leicester Square or Charing Cross Tube Station
Reviews
Claire
Apr 30, 2023
An amazing humour outs show. The cast did a fantastic job at recreating the highly popular series into a theatre show.
Alyson McD
Apr 28, 2023
Great performance by all actors. All in cinq with original characters, all had done their homework. Very entertaining. Sorry to here it's time in London is coming to an end, or would see again.
Melanie Fawlk
Apr 28, 2023
What an absolutely amazing show! Cast were incredible and tataly engaged with the audience. so funny and heart warming too. Highly recommended
Chris H
Apr 27, 2023
A fantastic evening of laughter. The show takes you through the highlights of the series. The scenery change is very clever. At times it was hard to see what was happening on the upper stage as we were in the gallery and some of the equipment hanging from the ceiling got in the way, however this didn't spoil the fun. Thank you to all the actors and crew. Brilliant!
Les Cannings
Apr 27, 2023
Brilliant, loved every minute.
Kevin cranmer
Apr 27, 2023
There were 4 of us in our party and both men had their birthdays that same day, we thoroughly enjoyed the whole performance and the cast were exceptional, we would highly recommend others to go to see the performance,thank you so much for a very enjoyable afternoon!
Debbie
Apr 27, 2023
We went to the show last night, great seats and what a fabulous evening, laughter and tears but overall great entertainment. Thank you to all the cast.
Marion
Apr 26, 2023
absolutely excellent
Tracy
Apr 26, 2023
Fantastic show, very talented actors and the whole performance was brilliant, loved every minute of it!
pcolnet@yahoo.com
Apr 26, 2023
A great evening all that I expected and more!
Bryan
Apr 25, 2023
Excellent cast, excellent performance and excellent show.
Lord sir Robert daines
Apr 23, 2023
Best show ever!!!!!
Libby Maurice
Apr 23, 2023
What a brilliant show. If you love Only Fools you will love this show. Actors playing all the Characters were absolutely spot on! Paul Whitehouse was stunning as Grandad! The sets were so authentic & just added to the Only Fools experience. Stunning singing too. So funny my daughter & I absolutely loved it!
Mo Walker
Apr 22, 2023
Seen it 3 times before brilliant and hilarious. This time was flat and seemed to have left funny things out. The cafe character did not throw the sandwich’s like last time, the dating organiser was not as good and he didn’t do the funny song, thank goodness this wasn’t the first time we saw it.
George Bayman
Apr 20, 2023
Overall I thought the show was brilliant extremely funny amusing and very very comical in places to a point I would love to see it again. I just think it’s such a shame it has to end. George.
Donna Horrocks
Apr 20, 2023
Took my husband for his 60th birthday , and absolutely loved it , laughed constantly and had a good old sing song , if you liked the tv series then this is a must
Dawn Rolph
Apr 20, 2023
Wonderful show, very like the real characters on TV. We laughed a lot, loved it. Just wish we had had better seats, very restrictive view in grand circle first row. Nothing wrong with the show, brilliant!
Andy Blanchard
Apr 19, 2023
Excellent night. Characters were brilliant. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Denise B
Apr 19, 2023
Simply the best We loved every minute. Haven't had such an enjoyable evening with so many laughs for a very long time
Karl
Apr 18, 2023
The funniest show you will see all year. Seriously this is bloody funny. Characters are SPOT ON..... Songs are foot tapping cool. The Del we saw was the Dogs Danglys.
Tricia
Apr 18, 2023
Thoroughly enjoyed this show, felt like the actors were all having a great time too, great representation of the characters from the sitcom, lots of laughs and excellent singing too, highly recommended ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
James Lee
Apr 17, 2023
BEST. LONDON WEST END MUSICAL. EVER.
Kelly and Ken
Apr 17, 2023
This was a birthday treat for my boyfriend, I have never really been a musical lover, however, this has changed my mind. It was entertaining from start to finish, with great humour and the boyfriend loved it too! Thankyou to all of the cast for making it a special and well remembered birthday
JJ
Apr 16, 2023
This was an excellent musical. The cast was amazing and the show was based on a series of events from the TV series. A cushty night in town
Jon Lord
Apr 16, 2023
I thoroughly enjoyed the production. Very well presented, and knowing the program very well, found it very funny. Some very good one liners. Would certainly recommend but unfortunately only a few days left to see it.
nigel
Apr 14, 2023
really enjoyed show they managed to cram in every cliche and memerable highlight from the tv ,the stage changes very slick,great value for money
MillnMick
Apr 13, 2023
Fantastic show. We’ll worth the money
Chris
Apr 13, 2023
The show was so good, spoiled for the first 10 minutes by a staff member talking on his phone at the exit door of the upper circle right side facing the stage. It took 2 different people to ask him to be quiet before he stopped talking.
Anthony Hufton
Apr 13, 2023
Ticket didn’t work. No entry permitted.
GRAHAM
Apr 13, 2023
REALLY ENJOYED THE PERFORMANCE, WOULD RECOMMEND TO EVERYONE
Andy Mitchell
Apr 13, 2023
Absolutely fantastic show. Highly recommended.
Frantic
Apr 11, 2023
Thoroughly entertaining night out for fans of Only Fools and Horses. Great cast and good scenery settings . Very well scripted and performed. Would recommend for a feel good chortle of a night out.
Sophie
Apr 10, 2023
Saw the show a few years ago didn't see much of it then choice of seats was so bad. This time much better seats could see the stage and could see why the audience was laughing last time and join in. Worth the wait to see the show properly and enjoy it.
Gary Ferguson
Apr 8, 2023
Show was a fantastic trip down memory lane with one of the best series of the 80s. Cast were great
Lewis
Apr 8, 2023
Wow. What a great show. I wasn’t expecting too much if I’m honest so my expectations beforehand were low. I mean how do you follow a national treasure and do it justice. But wow not only did it surpass my expectations but smashed them to pieces! All characters were amazing and authentic but had a great modern twist. Same too for the storyline. It takes some crafting to fit so much gold in to 2.5 hours but it was achieved with great a plum. I would highly recommend going to see it before it comes to an end. 5 stars from me!
Steven Parker
Apr 7, 2023
Absolutely awesome show and the cast was perfect
Ed Helps
Apr 7, 2023
Incorporated lots of iconic moments in the TV show. Good music and very funny
David M
Apr 6, 2023
Really enjoyable show, capturing storylines from the programme, great singing, dancing and comedy throughout
Cherry Bristow
Apr 6, 2023
What an amazing night, brilliant acting and singing. I found the cast very professional. There were 4 in our party and we all went home smiling, happy and content.
Honestly
Apr 5, 2023
I thought it was a good show, after buying the tickets I checked the reviews and was expecting to be disappointed, however found the show to overall be very enjoyable and a great laugh, yes it is not as good as the TV show but how can anyone reproduce such iconic gold. Do I regret going to see it? No not at all and yes I would recommend people to see it whilst they still can however be prepared to sit in a very uncomfortable position for a long time.
Elaine
Apr 4, 2023
Brilliant.
Mr and Mrs Handford
Apr 2, 2023
My husband and I went to see Only Fools and Horses on Saturday April 1. I can honestly say that is one of the best musicals I’ve seen. The comedy, acting, singing and dancing was also fantastic! Congratulations to an amazing cast. Mr and Mrs Handford, Cardiff
Barry Winchester
Apr 2, 2023
Brilliant, laughed for 2 half hours.
Victoria
Apr 1, 2023
Reallyamaxing performance and great scenary loved it
Milinka
Mar 31, 2023
A brilliant show, laughed all the way through, the actors and actresses were superb..could not have been better.
Glen Halford
Mar 30, 2023
As funny as the TV show, great seeing some of the old story lines built into the show, best laugh I have had in a long time, congratulations to all the cast, Superb.
Mario Bouttovillos
Mar 29, 2023
What a show! Loved it!
Nicola
Mar 28, 2023
Brilliant, best show ever. If your a fan of only fools and horses this is a must see.
Juliemchenry1962@gmail.com
Mar 26, 2023
Lovely funny feel good show with all the important moments of the series mentioned.
Nicky
Mar 26, 2023
It was so funny, just the right amount of singing, good story running through the whole play.