The Crown Jewels is the “hysterical” (The Spectator) new comedy based on the most unbelievable royal caper in British history. Charismatic and unpredictable Colonel Blood, along with a trio of misfits, is planning the greatest heist of all time: stealing the Crown Jewels in plain sight. But reigning monarch Charles II can’t afford a royal scandal, and no King likes people handling their Crown Jewels…

With an exceptionally star-studded cast including the “King of Comedy” (Sunday Times) Al Murray and Mel Giedroyc “at her comedy peak” (The Independent), this “outrageous” (The Stage) production leaves “the audience howling with laughter” (Daily Express).

Also starring Joe Thomas, Neil Morrissey, Carrie Hope Fletcher, Aidan McArdle, Adonis Siddique and Tanvi Virmani, written by BAFTA award-winning creator of The Durrells and Men Behaving Badly, Simon Nye, and directed by multi-Olivier Award winner Sean Foley (Upstart Crow, The Ladykillers), it would be criminal to miss this raucous royal affair.


2 hours including one interval


Garrick Theatre

2 Charing Cross Rd, Charing Cross, London WC2H 0HH

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Cancellation Policy

No exchanges or refunds after purchase.

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Online Check-in will be required for this event

To assist with test and trace the venue are introducing an airline-style check-in.

48 hours before your performance you will receive a pre-visit email with a check-in link from Nimax Theatres
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Suitable For Children

Suitable for ages 12 years and older.


4.5(20 reviews)
  • K aren

    Sep 17, 2023

    Very funny and entertaining, great cast

  • Derek

    Sep 16, 2023

    Great evening. Cast were fabulous Very funny

  • Jonathan T

    Sep 15, 2023

    Great entertainment. The cast made light work of a very difficult format! Hugely enjoyable

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