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Only Fools and Horses The Musical

Only Fools and Horses the musical tickets are ‘lovely jubbly’ for every West End theatre fan. Only Fools and Horses tickets fly off the shelves faster than a hooky TV from the back of Del Boy’s three wheeler! So, whether you’re looking for the best Only Fools and Horses theatre tickets for a pukka night out with Uncle Albert…or you’re in the market for a ‘triffic’ trip with Trotters Independent Traders reliving this solid-gold sitcom’s greatest comedy moments, you’ll find tickets for Only Fools and Horses in London on sale now. Roll up for the best seats at all prices - you can even check best seat reviews with our interactive seat map.

Only Fools and Horses The Musical! God Bless Hooky Street! 

What’s Only Fools and Horses The Musical about?

Stick a pony in your pocket – Britain’s favourite family is back! The world may have changed a lot since this lovely jubbly show hit the West End in 2019 - let alone since the Trotters first arrived in Peckham in 1981. But Del Boy, Rodney and the rest of the gang haven’t changed a bit…well, aside from the odd spontaneous bursting into song and tripping the light fantastic through Peckham Market!

The musical begins in reassuringly familiar territory, with Del Boy promising Rodney ‘This time next year, we’ll be millionaires.’ As soon as you hear that, you know we’re in for a treat! The show maintains perfect comedy timing throughout, with a flurry of classic catchphrases, quotes and familiar faces. All your favourite characters feature: Marlene and Boycie, Trigger, Mickey and Denzil all make an appearance in the Nags Head. Of course, the evening’s undoubted star turn is from Del Boy’s beaten-up Reliant, which steals the show every time!

Voted the number 1 British sitcom of all time by BBC viewers in a 2003 poll (beating Blackadder and the Vicar of Dibley into second and third place), this top-rated TV series holds a special place in the nation’s heart. Now, Jim Sullivan has teamed up with giant of comedy Paul Whitehouse to turn this iconic series into a British-born, gold-plated spectacular Musical Comedy. Pukka! With an original score by Sullivan and Whitehouse and additional music by John Sullivan & Chas Hodges (of Chas & Dave fame), tickets are selling fast! So don’t be a plonker, book today! 

If you need a reminder of the iconic comedy moments that lit up our TV screens, you can count down the top 10 Only Fools And Horses moments right here.

Only Fools and Horses The Musical songs

Only Fools and Horses The Musical has an original score and the catchiest tunes in the West End. You’ll be singing them all by the time you leave! They include: His Name Is Derek Trotter, Only Fools and Horses Hooky Street, Not Now Grandad, That’s What I Like, Where Have All The Cockney’s Gone, The Girl, Mange Tout, Bit of a Sort, Raining for Grandad, Bit of a Villain, Lovely Day, Marriage & Love, West End Wendy, What Have I Let Myself In For, Gaze Into My Ball, Fool’s Transition, The Tadpole Song, Holding Back The Years and Margate This Time Next Year.

Only Fools and Horses The Musical awards

Only Fools and Horses The Musical has already been nominated for numerous awards including the WhatsOnStage Awards for Best Supporting Actor in a Musical and Best New Musical. It’s only a matter of time until this gem of a show scoops even more statues for its trophy cabinet!

Only Fools and Horses top ten catchphrases!

‘Lovely jubbly’ is now the most commonly used Only Fools and Horses phrase in everyday British life. In fact Del Boy’s favourite catchphrase is now in the Oxford English dictionary. Here are the top ten from all 65 episodes:

1. Lovely Jubbly!
2. You plonker!
3. This time next year we’ll be millionaires!
4. He who dares wins!
5. You know it makes sense.
6. Cushti.
7. Mange tout, mange tout.
8. During the war…
9. Bonjour.
10. Do me a lemon!

See if you can spot them all in the show!

What the critics say about Only Fools and Horses the Musical

"Viva, Hooky Street. C’est magnifique! A treat for Trotter fans" Daily Mirror
"One Del of a show!" The Sun
"Boundless, irrepressible humour. It has heart, wit and warmth by the bucketload" WhatsOnStage
"Only Fools is a blast from our wide-boy past. A hearty stage adaptation of the 1980s BBC television comedy" Sunday Times
"An unashamedly British night out. A jubilant lovely jubbly!" Evening Standard
 

Only Fools and Horses the Musical news

Top 10 classic Only Fools and Horses moments 19 October, 2018

Cast

The appearance of any member of cast is subject to change and may be affected by contracts, holiday, illness, or events beyond the producers' control.

Duration

2 hours 30 minutes

Location

Theatre Royal Haymarket

Haymarket. SW1Y 4HT.

Additional Details & FAQ

Cancellation Policy

No refunds or exchanges available after purchase.

FAQs

COVID passes, along with a negative LFT test are NO LONGER REQUIRED for entry into The Royal Haymarket.

Mask wearing – The Royal Haymarket are encouraging customers to still wear their face coverings at all time in the theatre

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How Does It Work

You will receive a confirmation email after purchase. 

If you have chosen e-ticket you will receive a  link with your e-ticket in the confirmation email. Please print this e-ticket and bring it with you and present to the Box Office. 

If you have chosen Collect at Box Office, Please print your confirmation email and bring it with you and present to the Box Office along with some photographic ID.  We recommend you arrive a minimum of 30 minutes before the show to collect your tickets and settle into your seats.

Suitable For Children

Recommended for ages 8 years and above 

Where Do I Go

Theatre Royal Haymarket 

18 Suffolk St, London SW1Y 4HT

  • By Tube: Piccadilly Circus; Leicester Square or Charing Cross Tube Station

Reviews

4.7(50 reviews)
3.5 ( 50 seat reviews )

  • Hade

    Mar 24, 2023

    Absolutely superb performance by an exemplary cast - miss this and miss out.

  • DanAlway

    Mar 24, 2023

    Unfortunately, we never made it ☹️ We were stuck on a train at Lee for 1.5 hours because there was a broken down train on the line!! So disappointed it was a present for my husbands 50th Birthday who is a massive Only Fools fan. South Eastern railway to blame for his birthday spend stationary on a train!! 🥲

  • sandra

    Mar 24, 2023

    excellent show. Good interaction between cast and audience. funny script spent the evening laughing and joining in with songs

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