The Adventures of DICK - The Pantomime tickets


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It’s Christmas! Time to unleash the annual promiscuous panto in true Leicester Square Theatre style. 

Dick! and his perverted pussy, Dave The Cat, embark on the adventure of all adventures into London Town. Searching for the three F’s; Fame, Fortune and F***y, they arrive in sinful S’HoHo only to discover the delicious delinquent Queen Runt has been raising rents and buying up business in the quest to become the Lord Mayoress of London.

Running riot in the West End, Dusty ‘O’ leads this institutionalised carnal romp into its fifth filthy year. London’s number one adult panto is back with a scintillating, riotously rude and hilarious evening, for the greatest and debauched festive frolic you’ll ever have.

WARNING: Dick! is not for the faint hearted or easily offended - however there is enough to go around and remember … you’ll never miss a trick once you’ve gone DICK!

Written & Directed by Stuart Saint

★★★★★ "A filth-fest of pure titillation!" - BroadwayBaby

★★★★★ "Criminally hilarious" - Grumpy Gay Critic

★★★★★ "Relentlessly funny, fast-paced & its uproariously filthy dialogue is delivered pitch-and-word-perfect" - Stage Review

★★★★ "The timing is meticulous, the physical comedy bold ... David Hodge appears as a vision of class amid the smut" - The Stage

The Adventures of DICK - The Pantomime reviews

3 reviews
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8 Jan 2017

Really enjoyed the show and was a belly laugh of a night

Verified purchase
28 Dec 2016

What a great show, so so funny and all the actors were spot on. I particularly liked Dave the cat and Fitsnicely-very well acted. This is a top notch show with laugh out loud moments throughout and lots of audience participation. Well done to all involved, what a Christmas treat!

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24 Dec 2016

Such a change to the normal panto, funny, filthy and fabulous!



6 Leicester Place, London, Greater London

Cancellation Policy

No refunds after booking. 


Running Time Approx. 1hour 45mins

Good To Know

This seating is best available - you will be seated upon arrival to the theatre 

How Does It Work

You will receive a confirmation voucher.  Please print this voucher and bring it with you to the venue.

Suitable For Children

Age Restrictions Strictly 18 +

Where Do I Go

Leicester Square Theatre

6 Leicester Pl, London WC2H 7BX, United Kingdom

Leicester Square Theatre is two minutes walk from Leicester Square tube station (Northern & Piccadilly lines), and ten minutes walk from Charing Cross mainline station.